Especially in light of pitchman Vince Shlomi was charged with assault after beating a woman in the face several times after he tried to kiss her, which she didn't want to have happen, so she bit his tongue. Ouch.
But I digress, before that bizarre incident took place, and before ShamWow, Vince was promoting a horribly named product called the Slap Chop. The As Seen on TV product, full video below, was pitched with gems like "you're gonna be in a great mood all day because you're going to be slapping your troubles away" "slap away everyday" and "guys we're gonna make America skinny again, one slap at a time." Subliminal messaging maybe?
Amazing parody here: (via Gizmodo)